Dollface!

hey missy!!! where have you been? i haven't seen you since black friday && i hella miss yo face! let's wreak havoc tonite. call me.

sarah

if you are reading this i'm calling you after i get off work. i'm going to the movie theater by myself we should go on a date missy just low key and nothing fancy :) love you xoxo

love

girly let's go to this this friday. call me, i dont know if you're off but i miss you

how are things going?

Rumbly in my Tumbly

ok so i've come to the conclusion that there is something wrong with my internals. every single time i eat something my tummy effin hurts. dammit. i donno what it is. i'm all bloated and full of pho. i feel like throwing up and dropping a deuce at the same time. but oh man that pho was DEELISH. it was soo good that i finished the whole damn bowl. i'm back to packing on the pounds. yay for me.

sarah oh sarah

i miss you for where art thy girl? man.... last night was nuts it was obama rama for sure. let's do something soon.

sorry girl

sorry i couldn't get that hat to you in time. were you able to find one or did you use something else? i haven't been home, shits been crazy with my dog. she got poisoned so i've been having to deal with that shit. anyways.. how was your halloween luv?

In Desperate Need...

does anybody know where i can get it??? i need it for my costume. sad face.

smile :)

hopefully this brightens up your spirits. M.J. looks like a pirate a feminine one

boooo him

i can't believe he's still not trusting you, you've been there for him and you're committing a lot of your time to him and he still is like this...him avoiding you is not crackin girl, it's wack. if you're in a relationship there should be a good compromise between you two not avoidance, that's not cool, there shouldn't even have to be a punishment like that, i think it's childish on his behalf. by not talking to you what the hell is that going to solve? he's trying to put you in check, don't let a guy run your life girl. you are a strong woman and you got a mind of your own, he's just being mean to you because he wants to probably get reactions out of you. he's approaching the situation passive aggressively.

he should never have to punish you, fuckkkkk that! you're not a child, you're a grown woman and he needs to get that shit straight. he seems like he's only after himself. what has he done for you lately? i hope he finds it in himself to be a man and treat like a lady.

he makes me mad girl, i think he's just trying to find excuses for his insecurities. you shouldn't have to endure that. life is too short. a relationship should NOT be a game, it should be a good thing, not a tug of war battle. we're going out tomorrow or if you can come out tonight that would be rad. my friends and i are going to neumo's for a show, you're more than welcomed to come. i'm driving and i'm going to be sober :) i haven't got drunk in a minute so i'm jst going to watch people. it;s fun.

anywho.. lets talk we need girl time.

Marilyn Monroe

"i'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. i make mistakes, i am out of control, and at times hard to handle. but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

i've never fully realized how intelligent Marilyn Monroe was until i read this quote.

Holler if You Hear Me

sarah and sheen day yay!!!

let's do it. sorry i was so busy at work today, i couldn't call. but wed let's do something fun like that. i have class all day tuesday, but i'm down to go with you, i miss you lady.

it sux, i haven't been doing shit lately. just staying home and going on you tube being boriiiiing. halloween is coming up what are your plans? but yea.. it kind of sux about the whole double standard thing, i totally know where you are coming from. i have stories up the yang to tell you about that. men are fucked up sometimes. i hope everything is going well for you and the man... remind me the next time i see ya. i'm sorry i haven't been around much i've been laying low and staying home. i need social interactions and girly time. anywho... i'm going to call you tomorrow i hate waking up early yikeeees.

Shout Out to My Partner in Crime

girl where are you? you've been MIA. i miss you mucho. i got a master plan. let's rendezvous on the hill or a thrift store somewhere in this crappy city && have a day. we need it. let's do it wednesday. we can make the official SHEEN && SARAH day on October 29th. yipee!

Battle of the Sexes

i am so sick of this double standard bullshit. so dudes can go out there && get plastered && drive home super duper drunk and it's all good? but the minute a chick goes out && kicks it tough like big boys do, she gets in trouble coz "ladies" shouldn't be going out getting drunk like that? wtf? fellas please! we can take care of ourselves. last time i checked prince charming didn't exist so what's with the act? we are not damsels in distress && i for one don't need anyone to try && rescue me. newsflash boys: ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER. I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU! choke on those words of wisdom.

girrrrrrrrrl

i hope things are ok with you and the man. you should call his ass and be like, "wtf.. no call no nothing for you sucka!" fuck that, shit is wak he's making you worry and that's not cool. if it continues to happen on a daily basis he's definitely doing something behind your back and he's playing you like a fool, don't let anyone do that to you. he should respect you if he calls you his girl. what ever happend to chivalry and men treating their women like ladies?

come move with me, seattle has nothing but shifty ass guys who don't know what the fuck they want. they want to be faux players because they want to game on anything that has a pussy. it's a savage world. it has to be the weather and all the stresses of trying to make it, big.... the inner shitty pressures.

let's hang out on halloween, i miss you like crazy. i have a funny story to tell you about my gas station excursion. love you long time sista. call me let's do something on sunday :D

come over i don't do shit these days.

babes

I miss you guys! I want to go out this week and meet up with you all. I need to reunite before I head off to the farther polar east. this will make you guys laugh. yippy



"omg guy" as he screams like he's getting rumpped in the bum.

Alexander Pope

to err is human; to forgive is divine
is it too early to start my list of new year's resolutions? well learning how to forgive is top priority on my list. wish me luck!

Saigon Sandwiches are Poop

so i finally realized why i dislike the banh mi from Saigon. 1. the sandwich is way too effin sweet. probably because they put so much damn soy sauce && mayo. blech. 2. hella pepper. you can smell it as soon as you put the sandwich up to your face. 3. the owner lady doesn't like me. i think it's coz she wants maxy to date her daughter.

Seattle Deli
still holds the title for best banh mi in town.

let's do it big tomorrow. this rain is stupid retarded and makes me not want to do anything :P i miss you love, let's tear it up.  remember we were saying some mean shit to that dude at jade garden? they hate us, but we love them :) 

Sheen Bean!!!

Where have you been my long lost partner in crime??? Oh how I miss thee! Either we get together on Thursday or Friday chica. Seriously tho, we're gonna paint the town RED. Sheena && Sarah style!!!

no pants 2k8

if we had something like this in seattle, god knows what kind of nasty we might see.


where my ladies at?

i miss you guys!!!!!!

hey ladies, what have you been up to? i miss you guys like crazy! peep this it'll make you laugh.



image a head in the toilet and you really had to go pee........ :P

Weezy F Baby

ok so i was just watching the BET awards, and i have come to the realization that i am in love with lil' wayne. this dude is super duper hot shit. not in the superficial sense. he's one ugly motherfucker. he is however, a freaking genius. cheers to you WEEZY.

Still Searching...

hopefully everyone has seen Pretty in Pink, the bestest movie in the world. anyways, is it just me or does duckie have mad steez??? seriously tho, it would be quite refreshing to meet a dude with a fashion sense to match that of the duck man. just my thoughts...

Member of The DUI Club

fuck me. i got a DUI last night. surprisingly, the piggy that arrested me was extremely polite. anyways, thanks to all the punks who didn't pick up my calls. i coulda used a place to crash last night. blech. well it was about damn time i guess. i deserved it.

Summer Has Officially Arrived. HOLLER!

so after months && months of anticipation, summer is finally here. did ya'll check the weather reports? 94 degrees bitches! so what's everbody's master plan? meet me && the musketeers at the lake for some much needed fun in the sun. don't 40's sound good? yum. ya'll know the number. HOLLER.

"Special Friend"

so what does this label mean??? what specific responsibilities/obligations does this position entail??? i mean seriously, Gena && I are quite perplexed. we're sitting here contemplating whether we have the position filled or if we have yet to find that "special friend". and who's to say we even want this pseudo relationship bullshit? this label is soo misleading and utterly unnecessary! either you want a relationship or not. there shouldn't be an in between coz you can't have your cake and eat it too! the very idea of a "special friend" resides in that certain grey area of relationships and i must say that it confuses the hell out of me. does someone care to elaborate?

City of Clones

ok so is it just me or does anyone else find that seattle has become this bland city where each person reminds you of all the other interactions you've come across? it's become populated with clones. people who would rather take on the persona of an equally shallow, empty shell of a human being instead of going out and discovering the wonders of individuality. i am utterly disgusted by the fronts that people put out there. come on people it's ok to be different. own your weirdness. trust me, you'll feel a lot better about yourselves!!!

leave me && my swag alone.
GET YOUR OWN STEEZ DAMMIT!!!