Rumbly in my Tumbly

ok so i've come to the conclusion that there is something wrong with my internals. every single time i eat something my tummy effin hurts. dammit. i donno what it is. i'm all bloated and full of pho. i feel like throwing up and dropping a deuce at the same time. but oh man that pho was DEELISH. it was soo good that i finished the whole damn bowl. i'm back to packing on the pounds. yay for me.